Damn internet...

This internet keeps failing and it's really getting on my nerves. We had to connect like, four time, and it keeps going blank! Argh! Anyhow, here's a song that'll get on your nerves (try this for long journeys on the bus when you're sitting in the back row):

I know a song that get's on your nerves,
get's on your nerves,
get's on your nerves! ^
I know a song that get's on your nerves, and it goes a little like this: ^

(the above is sung to the tune of 'merry-go-'round the mulberry bush' or 'round and round the muberry bush' - same tune, but I don't which name. It can be repeated infinitely before the next verse, or sung on its own over and over and over and over and over and o... breathe on the ^)

Boring, boring, this is boring, how do you like my boring song,^ second
verse, same as first, ^couldn't get better but it's gonna get worse!

(sung monotonously, with a strong beat and emphasis on the bold bits. Also, there should be no breath or gap between 'worse' and 'are' in the two verses.)

Are we there yet! ^
Are we there yet! ^
Are we there yet! ^

(can also be repeated infinitely or said on its own. No tune, but said in an annoying, kinda upward tone. You know, are we there...yet? are we there...yet?)